The universe is rooting for me!

The universe is rooting for me!

So, I am casually eating Chinese at an old favorite haunt while back home, when I crack open this fortune cookie that pretty well assures…

Just say no to shinies?  NEVAH!

Just say no to shinies? NEVAH!

Obviously my recent horoscope proves it doesn’t have any clue who it is dealing with. “Temptations abound, but you know a trap when you see…

The cosmos must play ArcheAge

The cosmos must play ArcheAge

Sometimes you have to wonder if these people can peek into your life (or at least your computer). Here’s today’s horoscope: Patience isn’t only a…

A shiny horoscope

A shiny horoscope

By jove I think they’ve got it! Does this recent horoscope know me or what?

You have been warned!

You have been warned!

Beware! Today’s horoscope offered an important caution: You should be warned, though, that you’re more memorable and entertaining than you think. Should I be worried?…

Ain’t that the truth!

Ain’t that the truth!

My recent horoscope advised me: Don’t play to win; play to have fun. Preach on! It’s like they know me or something! Either that or…