Obviously my recent horoscope proves it doesn’t have any clue who it is dealing with.
“Temptations abound, but you know a trap when you see one. Maybe you’ll get away with the prize, but is it worth the risk?”
Heck YA! It is always worth the risk for a shiny. Death, repair bills — none of that matters as long as you get that beautiful little shiny in your hands. But wait, the horoscope didn’t even stop there! The next line:
“‘Better shun the bait than struggle in the snare’ — John Dryden”
As if. As if! Better luck next time, Mr. Horoscope.
